Huh, Apple managed to break the initial OS update for iPhone 5s. Steve Jobs would never have let this happen. #sarcasm #sortof

@esjewett

My co-worker, noted Steve Jobs expert, "he would have never let this whole iPhone 5 fiasco happen" #appleprofitsup24% #genius

@kikidulane

Stubbed my toe- owch.. This NEVER would have happened if Steve Jobs was still in charge!!!! -the world.

@iPhaze

Queue the “…would never happen if Steve Jobs was here.” regarding the acquisition of Lucasfilm by Disney.

@BryanRahn

Steve Jobs would have never allowed the iPad Mini to be released with a 2 year old processor and no retina display. #failboat

@GageGecko

Looks like those "Steve Jobs would never allow this!" people can _finally_ shut their pie holes now

@oh_okay

So glad Apple fired Scott Forstal. He thought he was Steve Jobs. He’s no Jobs. Jobs would never have released ios6 maps.

@nielswh

Steve Jobs would never hold someone accountable For mistakes” — statement I have not YET seen but fully expect to before too long.

@ahakim