Steve Jobs never would have signed off on iTunes 11. What a piece of shitware. @iTunesMusic
Steve Jobs would have never bit his tongue like this apple.com/letter-from-ti…
Steve Jobs would never... became the new Chuck Norris stevejobswouldnever.com stevejobswouldnever.com
@GeorgeReese Steve Jobs would never have put up with people saying what he would or wouldn't do.
Steve Jobs would never have visited this website. j.mp/WbH9ls
@daringfireball Steve Jobs would never have allowed the horrible typography on that Tumblr.
Steve Jobs Would Never Approve the font used here stevejobswouldnever.com